carissa

I still owe you your story.
sorry.
It will be here soon.

I love alex sprout.
Poor kid never had a chance.

Posted by Guest on Thu 17 Apr 2003 04:05:49 AM UTC

it was the first illustration for a story. it didnt ever get the rest of the illustrations to back it up.

Posted by Eric Bostrom on Tue 15 Apr 2003 02:57:10 PM UTC

Carissa, Ahem

One day Hana Chew and I went to the grocery store, this was to end in the most obvious sort of turmoil, the kind involving meats of sorts! Now Hana Chew is a vegan and red meats just scare me in general, so you must with these comments realize that...

One day Hana Chew and I went to the grocery store, this was to end in the most obvious sort of turmoil, the kind involving meats of sorts! Now Hana Chew is a vegan and red meats just scare me in general, so you must with these comments realize that neither of us have any means of protecting ourselves. We were looking for a nice vegan cookie that we had heard of existing in the store. We took a wrong turn at the frozen foods section and ended up in the meat department! Much to Hana's horror.
We went to look at the cow tongues, because we're interested in that sort of thing when a steak shouted at us from a few beef items down. He said his name was Ridle Steak and he needed help getting out of the freezer, he didn't want to be cooked and eaten but instead cooked, salted, and dehydrated, like a jerky sort of meat.
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So we had the butcher slice him up thin, bought him, cooked, salted him, dehydrated him and sealed him up tight.
He is greatful to this day and we didn't have to eat any red meat!

Posted by Guest on Wed 02 Apr 2003 03:07:25 AM UTC