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March 08, 2005

i think i've contracted ben raff disease... i think everyone hates me and i think i smell. oh and the no touching thing too.

i guess i forgot to put deoderant under one arm. i cant remember the last time i smelled myself. it's been at least since junior high since actual sweat stained a shirt. also:
Q. why do my armpits sting?

A. because i took this grapefruit bathroom spray stuff we have here at work, sprayed it onto napkins and stuck those in my shirt.
ow.
...
also i had no idea a rash could form so fast.


I can't imagine grapefruit-smelling armpits actually smelling any better than sweaty armpits for some reason. And don't you know, rashes are hip hip hip...all the cool kids are getting them.

Posted by: Calvin Carl on March 8, 2005 08:56 PM

There is only one (two) diversion mary(s). Google it.

Posted by: Jon (ask Mike) on March 8, 2005 11:41 PM

you came to my site googling for beth hibbard. what of it? if you want to see what she does, the drawings we worked on together are over @ http://cheeseissliced.com

there is another diversionmary (ferguson), of blogspot. she came along after the fact. we're hip.

Posted by: Eric Bostrom on March 8, 2005 11:50 PM

i also don't know any mike's or jon's

Posted by: Eric Bostrom on March 8, 2005 11:56 PM

yeah, i totally heard that there was a diversionmary in chicago. just let it rest why don't ya.

Posted by: boxx on March 9, 2005 10:27 AM

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